Heh heh...couldn't resist. My brother always breaks in with "The End" at that moment.
On with it, then!
*the fellowship manage to dig themselves out*
Boromir: Gandalf! We must get out of here!
Gandy: I don't know. I kinda like it here.
Aragorn: It will be the death of the hobbits!
Pip: I dunno. I kinda like it too.
Merry (thumps his head): Speak for yourself, rodent!
Aragorn: We must stop at the Gap of Rohan! They are having a summer sale!
Gandy: In January??
Fro: Has anyone seen my toes?
Borrums: No! We must take the Ring...........bearer to my city!
Gimli: No! Moria!
Sam: I hanp peew mi ipps!
Merry: Sacrifice the Ringbearer to the Mountain-god!
Gandy: So, here are our options.
1: Stay here and freeze.
2: Go to the Gap of Rohan and shop 'til we drop.
3: Go to Minas Tirith and let the evil Steward's family get ahold of the Ring.
4: Go to a deep dark dank doggoned dungeonous hole in the ground where there are certain to be orcs and lots of other nasty things.
5: Sacrifice the Ringbearer to appease the Mountain-god.
6: Wash our hair.
Did I leave anything out?
Fro (thinking): Boy, what a responsibility!
All: Let the Ringbearer decide!
Fro: Ulp!
That's as far as my imagination can take me at the moment...next scene is Fro's decision and a Journey in the Dark.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door
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