It turned out that Walmart did not in fact sell horses, as Eomer had told them.
Aragorn: Darnit! Why couldn't he have just given us those two horses he had going spare?
(Elsewhere, a manic Eomer laughs gleefully at having successfully fooled three more unsuspecting travellers)
Rohan store guy: Well, if we don't have what you're looking for, you could always try Gap of Rohan *evil grin*
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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