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The NHS (Not Here Service)
Unseen Medic: Sorry Sir there's a waiting list for mangled arms, can you come back in two years please.
Gimli: Ha-Ha, It's your own fault laddy, don't jump the queue next time (British Version)
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Unseen Medic: Sorry Sir your Health Insurance seems to be out of date, and your credit card has expired.
Legolas: If this has upset you in anyway Aragorn, I know a good shrink (American Version)
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[B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.
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