Name: FerniesApple
Quest: coffee every morning. without which I make The Mouth of Sauron look like a sweet bunny flumpykin.
Favourite colour: Any shade of Grey
Most beloved Tolkien character: Tom Bombadil
Least beloved Tolkien character: Gollum, annoying little moaner
Worst habit: sarcasm has led to getting punched a lot, or being banned from TORn.
Best habit: Not giving a hoot
Unlikeliest celebrity crush: Alan Rickman
Weirdest hobby: scratching my bum in public, it only gets itchy in public places.
Best place in Middle Earth: Ithilien
Best place outside of Middle Earth: finding the door to get
in Middle Earth
Most embarrassing moment: Having a badly needed weewee in front of some of that mirror glass/one sided police window stuff thinking the building was empty but in fact housed a busy call centre office full of outraged middle aged telephonists, gawd.
Most daring moment: walking away with head held high, toilet paper trailing from one shoe
Favourite "LotR" actor: Love em all to bits
but Sam is my favorite
Least favourite "LotR" actor: those annoying escaping kids
Theme song: Always look on the bright side of life.
Style guru: Severus Snape
Most crucial accessory: silent but deadly farts
Greatest weakness: kittens make me go gagagoogooweee. kittens Rule!
Greatest strength: Bloody minded obstinacy in the face of, well, everything.
Favourite place to visit on the Downs: dunno yet, anywhere the natives are friendly.
Best Downer Buddy: anyone with a warped mind will do.
Parting shot: Thongs are over-rated.