Let's see...
Frodo would be chasing around Gollum. I'd be dragging Ewoyn onto the stage and have her sing "I'm a one girl revelution"
If I saw Legolas being used as a "pole" I'd dragg him outside, and all who are participating.
Well, looks as if I'm the Bouncer!
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