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Meneltarmacil · 09-03-2004, 12:01 PM

I'm sorry if it's not word-for-word but:

BILBO: Good morning.

GANDALF: What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning or do you mean to say that it is a good morning whether I want one or not, or that you feel good this morning, or that it is a morning to be good on?

Did Gandalf not have his coffee that morning or something?

And also:

"You can't expect folk to stop here forever just to be eaten by you and Bert"

And the fact that trolls absolutely detest the sight of dwarves...uncooked, that is.

09-03-2004, 12:01 PM	#149
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	I'm sorry if it's not word-for-word but: BILBO: Good morning. GANDALF: What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning or do you mean to say that it is a good morning whether I want one or not, or that you feel good this morning, or that it is a morning to be good on? Did Gandalf not have his coffee that morning or something? And also: "You can't expect folk to stop here forever just to be eaten by you and Bert" And the fact that trolls absolutely detest the sight of dwarves...uncooked, that is. __________________ I ♣ baby seals. Last edited by Meneltarmacil; 09-03-2004 at 12:05 PM.