Once upon a time
Pitchwife was sitting at his desk and compiling viewing statistics for Minhiriath Transmitting Variety (MTV) to improve his pension plan.
"Goldberry felt left out when Gandalf and Bombadil celebrated their reunion by drinking all night while watching the Arda Cup," he wrote; but on second thought he decided to protect Goldberry's privacy, scrunched the page up and tossed it out of the window.
It hit street artist
Eönwë on the head and inspired him to draw this on the pavement:
Firefoot, who just happened to pass by, was so impressed by this masterpiece that she had to tell
Nogrod about it.
"Galadriel," she exclaimed,
"was indignant to find that Gandalf and Pippin were using the palantir as a big screen projector to watch a soccer game."
Nogrod found the story appealing and hacked the aurora borealis to paint it on the northern sky:
The phenomenon was seen even in far-off Canada by none other than
Galadriel herself, the
55th of her name, who wasn't amused to find that
Gandalf and Frodo were misusing Galadriel's mirror to watch reality shows.
Formendacil observed it too and sent this snapshot to his local newspaper:
(to be continued)