Phact: The Phantom once shot a man in his pajamas. What the man was doing in Phantom's pajamas we'll never know.
Phact: Plaque does not form on Phantom's teeth out of respect.
Phact: Policemen pull over Phantom...just to get his autograph.
Phact: When Phantom was born, he slapped the doctor.
Phact: Michaelangelo used Phantom as a model for his David sculpture (obviously, it was a cold day).
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
Last edited by Morthoron; 06-14-2012 at 08:09 PM.
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