Boromir: Whoa...who is that beautiful woman bathing over there?
Aragorn: Errr...that's Legolas, Boromir.
Boromir: Oh. Wow...duh...hehe...durrr...hmm
Aragorn: Legolas, HIDE! Boromir forgot to take his medication!
Bad, I know...couldn't think of anything else!
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~'%From the mouths of the Sea the South Wind flies, from the sandhills and the stones; The wailing of the gulls it bears, and at the gate it moans.%'~
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