I can just imagine it:
Merry (filming a cornfield): "Now Pippin is supposed to be here soon, where is he? Man, I'm hungry. Pip! Where are ya? We're sposed to-OOOF!!"
*Merry is knocked down as Pippin comes flying out of a cornfield and crashes into him. The camera goes fuzzy and staticky, then a shot of the ground shows up*
"He's okay!!!"
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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