How about this...
Legolas: Hi, im Legolas Greenleaf and welcome to Orcass. Today we're gonna set some Ents on fire...
(cut to battle scene at Isengard, complete with flaming ents)
Hysterical Laughter, or whatever
(Cut back to Legolas)
Legolas: Now, we're gonna show what happens when a Balrog forgets it has wings...
and so it continues...
This was a lot funnier when i first thought of it, so if its not funny now, sorry! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Legolas Greenleaf long under tree, in joy thou hast lived. Beware of the Sea!
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