Legolas goes in for a self-help therapy course.
'Now, breathe in, two, three, four. Envision yourself among the nice, clean, beautiful trees, away from the nasty, dirty hobbitses and that stupid ring. You are the master of your universe. Breathe out, two, three, four...'
Peace
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'Dulaman na Binne Bui, Dulaman Gaelach/ Dulaman na farraige, 's e b'fhearr a bhi in Eirinn!'
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