Galadriel55 was running an art class for burglars. She was the mesmerised by the piece that portrayed - as she would tell everyone who would listen - the principle that
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As a rule the Rohirrim did not consort with fell creatures, but the princess Eowyn was wont to go off alone to study the fiendish and warlike sprites known as the holbytla.
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The local grocer
Formendacil had heard this a million times already. As a protest, he put this sign on his counter, hoping to silence the chatty customer the next time she'd come around:
Obviously, this was the talk in the neighbourhood for quite a while, as wights are almost as bad gossipmongers as hobbits are.
Urwen even called her non-wighty cousin just to tell about the sign that said:
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An overlord decided that there would be no ponies or books allowed.
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Wights are immortal. Therefore,
Lommy was still around, now working for the wight secret service. She intercepted the dubious phone call, and made notes in hieroglyphs that looked like this:
"Bad agent!" exclaimed her boss
Kath. "You just scribbled your notes on top of an authentic William Blake painting! What does that even say?
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Saruman of many colours sat ringed by flame, berating the naked book-bearer. "I've already got a book, fool. Now get on your horse and leave!"
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Their coworker
Pitchwife heard the exchange, and he couldn't shake the mental image, so he went home and drew this:
