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GreatWarg · 05-27-2002, 10:13 AM

Here's a good one:

Saruman: Join with him, Gandalf, and we could rule Middle-earth with wisdom!

Gandalf: Erm... are you talking about the Dark Side or Sauron?

Saruman: ...

(They both suddenly cast off their outer robes, revealing Jedi robes underneath. With one fluid movement, they both produce liightsabers and ignite them)

Gandalf: (igniting his green lightsaber) Gee, Qui-Gon was such a nice fellow. At least I got to keep his lightsaber...

Saruman: (igniting his red lightsaber) Join the Dark Side and we can rule over Middle-earth! Or... we could take the One Ring too.

Peter Jackson: CUT! This isn't Star Wars! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! Follow the script! No where does it say to 'Join the Dark Side!'

05-27-2002, 10:13 AM	#370
GreatWarg Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: East of the Misty Mountains Posts: 339	Here's a good one: Saruman: Join with him, Gandalf, and we could rule Middle-earth with wisdom! Gandalf: Erm... are you talking about the Dark Side or Sauron? Saruman: ... (They both suddenly cast off their outer robes, revealing Jedi robes underneath. With one fluid movement, they both produce liightsabers and ignite them) Gandalf: (igniting his green lightsaber) Gee, Qui-Gon was such a nice fellow. At least I got to keep his lightsaber... Saruman: (igniting his red lightsaber) Join the Dark Side and we can rule over Middle-earth! Or... we could take the One Ring too. Peter Jackson: CUT! This isn't Star Wars! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?! Follow the script! No where does it say to 'Join the Dark Side!' __________________ "What shall we do, what shall we do!" he cried. "Escaping goblins to be caught be wolves!"