Greenie hunted him down in cold blood. On his tombstone she wrote:
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Dracula's grandmother returns from the dead to take vengeance on Sean Bean.
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Gil dug up the body that night. But instead of a body, he found this:
Blind Guardian came up with a scientific theory to explain the anomaly, and called it:
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Death jumps out of a weird-shaped crevice to extract vengeance on a creepy guy.
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Sally refuted her claim, claiming that that sort of thing happened all the time. It happened to her fifth cousin all the time. Then she drew this on her van and drove off into the sunset:
Lommy loved it! She had to have it! So she stole it. But she did change the licence plate to read:
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Hookbill Half-Cat came to regret the day he slew the primordial Nazgūl-sprouting spruce.
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TGEW objected on the grounds of poor hygiene. So she threw dirt at it until it looked like this:
And over the end credits, MCR could be heard reading the epilogue:
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Eowyn, who is now apparently a cat with a man's head, reflects on killing the Nazgul-spruce tree
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The end!