You paint your closet door with glow-in-the dark paint with the likeness of the doors of Moria and claim it can only be opened in the moonlight...
You eat six meals a day...
You celebrate on March 25 because it is the downfall of Sauron...
You hold two ignorant birds in your hand and you shout, "Fly you fools!"...
You critize your dog by saying, "If only Huan could see you."...
Every time someone says Luther High School you think they are saying Luthien High School...
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Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!
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