{Frodo is looking into the mirror of Galadriel. He sees the eye of Sauron.}
Sauron: Frodo, I am your father.
Frodo: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
{Sorry had to throw in a star wars somewhere}
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And for the Harry Potter fans...
{An unnamed Dwarf puts on Gandalf's hat at the council of Elrond.}
Hat: Has a small temper. Go back to the mines!
{Gimli puts it on.}
Hat: Go with the Fellowship!!!
{An Elf puts it one.}
Hat: Not girly enough. To Mirkwood.
{Legolas puts it on.}
Hat: Yes! Perfect! You are part of the Fellowship as well!!
{This was not ment in any way to offend the Legolas or Gimli fans here. I just needed someone so I chose them.}
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And yes, I know, they are not funny. But it is all I could think of.
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