hmm, I'll have a go at it..
The Balrog walks in, and takes a seat, only to find it burns to ashes at contact..
Gandalf (therapist) *not looking up* Yes, yes, do come in! What seems to be the problem?
Balrog: I feel so evil..being on fire, and being shadowy and all... and no one knows if I truly have wings or not...
Gandalf: Many are the chances of the world and help oft shall come from the hands of the weak when the wise falter...you see, *suddenly looks up* AHHH! A BALROG OF MORGOTH!!!! *grabs pokey stick of doom*
Balrog: See there's another thing, everyone connects me to Morgoth..
Gandalf: *from behind desk* You cannot pass! I am a servant of the secret fire, weilder of the flame of anor!
Balrog: But, I don't want back there.. I need help here, man!
Gandalf: Dark shadow will not avail flame of udún! Go back to the shadow!
Balrog: I'm sure if people got to know me, they'd find out I was a very nice creature..
Gandalf: YOU CANNOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heh.. I was bored.. so...yeah...that's what it resulted in.. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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