Gandalf: "Shay, have you tried the beer at the 'Leaky Car--Caurd--C-thingy?'"
Aragorn: "No, can't say as I have."
Gandalf: "Oh...it'sh quite good."
Aragorn: "I'll bet." (thinking: "Good Lord, he must have drunk the pub dry!")
Gandalf: "No, really, you should try it shometime."
Aragorn: "Right, if I'm ever in the neighborhood I'll stop by. Now, why don't you go take a cold shower and I'll make a pot or two of coffee?"
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