[Morsul the Dark]

Saruman: Rima never ever cook for me again...*Vomit*

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Grima:uh....stroke...um.... amazement.... um.... awe? I hate Charades?

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Grima you are Saruman of many colors? so that means like Martin Luther King Jr. would be proud right?

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Saruman: I'm just astounded who knew Tide was powerful enough to make his grey cloak white.

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Saruman: Grima, i must confess I'm not "Many colored" I simply spilled some paint and couldn't get the stains out.

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Grima: Sir if orthanc was built by noble people, why is it so scary looking?

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Grima: we don't have to take over the world, we could just set up a hotel here I mean the place is huge and it really is just us two living here.

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Saruman: I just finished...........Willliam Shatner's School........... Of Acting...... This......Is...... My sad face!

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Saruman: Holy Son of a beast Dog it's Morsul the Dark where'd he some from?