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Old 06-14-2012, 04:06 PM   #119
Morthoron
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Phact: The Phantom once shot a man in his pajamas. What the man was doing in Phantom's pajamas we'll never know.

Phact: Plaque does not form on Phantom's teeth out of respect.

Phact: Policemen pull over Phantom...just to get his autograph.

Phact: When Phantom was born, he slapped the doctor.

Phact: Michaelangelo used Phantom as a model for his David sculpture (obviously, it was a cold day).
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

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