Public Safety Commercial
Sam: oohhh....Mr. Frodo look at the pretty elvsies. Do you think that I could feed one?
Frodo: *hands Sam some lembas treats* Be careful, Sam. Elves can get testy when you come into their habitat. Make sure that you don't pet them. Wait, Sam, don't rush at them! You'll startle them! SAM!
*Sam is seen flying through the air. He lands at the feet of Frodo, who helps him to his feet.*
Frodo: What did I tell you? Don't scare them. They have a testy temper.
*Sam shakes his head and smiles*
Sam: That was fun! I want to do it again!
*Frodo watched the young hobbit run off after the elves*
Frodo: Will he ever learn? *screaming is heard* Nope.---*Frodo turns towards camera.*---Now remember kids, don't be as foolish as Sam. Do not disturb creatures in their natural habitat, or, well, you know what will happen.
*Sam flys through the air and lands in front of the camera. He smiles; his two front teeth are missing.)
Sam: Liphsten to Miphster Frodo. Be phsafe!! *Sam collapses*
THE END
(Note to the Public: No elves were harmed in the making of this commercial on Safety in the Forest )
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