Aragorn: Look at that! Durin's Bane is flying towards us!
Gimli: Don't be absurd. Balrogs don't have wings. That's Gothmog on a winged steed.
Legolas: I think that's Tom Bombadil.
Gimli and Aragorn: Bombadil?! Are you crazy?!
Legolas: Yes, I think he's hang-gliding again today.
Gimli and Aragorn: