For the Merry one:
*After incorrectly pronouncing Green Dragon--which sounded much more like Queen Drag Inn--while using Floo powder, Merry finds himself in a not-so-nice part of Middle Earth. He looks above him to see a sign that reads 'Drag Queen Inn'. He then gives the appropriate reaction...*
Merry: Haldir? GANDALF? CELEBORN?? What tha--AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
-Maikafanawen
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