[LePetitChoux]

I DIDN'T WRITE THIS!!! But it is very very good, from Dude, Where's my ring? That whole thing is very good. I wonder if the author comes on the forum?
Aaanyway. This is the famous "that don't impress me much", Gandalf singing to Saruman.

I’ve known a few guys who thought they were pretty dark
But you make ‘em look like a few dogs in a park.
You think you’re a dark lord
You build yourself a fort.
You’re a regular villain, can’t swing a sword.
Woo, woo, you think you’re special
Woo, woo you think you’re something else.
Ok, so you’re an Istari gone bad.
That don’t impress me much.
Ah, ah, ooh
So you, got the Orcs,
But honey, got that bunch,
But don’t get me wrong, yeah; I think you’re all right,
But that won’t keep me warm in the middle of the night.
That don’t impress me much,
Ah, ah, ooh
Oh, yeah, yeah
Ah, ah, ooh.
I’ve never know a guy who carried a palantiti in his staff,
And a walky-talky in his socks, just in case.
And a whole bunch of rocks, to throw at the guards,
If haven-forbid they should walk out of place.
Woo, woo, you think you’re special,
Woo, woo, you think you’re something else.
Ok, so you’re a Sauron wannabe!
That don’t impress me much.
Ah, ah ooh,
So you, got the Orcs,
But honey, got that bunch.
But don’t get me wrong, yeah; I think you’re all right
But that won’t keep me warm in the middle of the night.
That don’t impress me much,
Ah, ah, oh
Yeah!
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