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-You walk to your friend's house barefoot, ignoring the scaldingly hot pavement and rocky backroads... *I'm gonna have blisters tomorrow*
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Owwie! That's exactly what happened to me, except I was walking home from my friend's house. I recommend getting blister pads, they help a lot!
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Whenever you're in the cinema, just before a movie starts you always audibly whisper (so the entire cinema heres) "So it begins." Guilty.
When you see "new recipe" on some packet of food (mmm... food) you instantly say. in your best Borrums voice, "What is this new recipe?" Will be guilty.
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Will be guilty of both as soon as I have a chance.
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You go to Leicester with your family, taking four toothbrushes. When you return you notice there are only three. You go up to your dad, toothbrushes in hand, and say in your most mystical voice, "Three there are here, yet four set out from Leicester."
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Nice!
I had a really good one, but I can't remember now! *Bangs head against wall*
owwww... Nope, I still can't remember, dangit!
Edit: I remembered! YAY!!
When people write things in your yearbook like: "Learn a language people actually know! Elvish is useless!" Or "Bye, LotR freak"
[ August 12, 2003: Message edited by: Elennar Starfire ]