Legolas never leaves Mirkwood without his trusty...
1. tube of roll on, long lasting foundation in light taupe.
2. mini sewing kit-for fixing those runs in his elven tights.
3. walkman, with a tape of elven dreams.
4. hairbrush-that long blonde hair can be a pain to keep untangled.
5. His secret diary (shhh!, it's a secret)
6. Elf Today the magazine which is a must for any fashionable male elf in Middle Earth.
7. Can of air freshiner-he has to stand by Aragorn all the time, it is just a requirement.
8. Secret locket with a picture of the love of his life, Arwen (did I just say that)
9. super stain remover-for those pesky orc blood stains.
10. orc repellent
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