Frodo: Dang! How many times do I have to tell you I'm an American...not a hobbit!
Get your hands off me I don't need a bath!
I don't smell!
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Maiden of Rivendell
"Anything to get away from the evil monkey in my bedroom."
Fine! I admit it. I am a supporter of Agent Elrond. Now would you please leave me be?
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