Quote:
|
Originally Posted by mormegil
Ah I see that you are still carrying your petty grudges, however I care not whether the Master stay or go merely I'm trying to incite Ang to attack more dwarves  . |
I endeavour to give satisfaction:
Balin-irritating chummy Father Christmas-like Hobbit lover. Gets shot by a goblin after wild goose pursuing a non-existent ring. Take him away, gentlemen of the jury!
Bifur-mediocre and silent. One distinction is to have a name resembling the most unfunny cartoon ever published in the Beano, Biffo the Bear.
Dain-Such a damned goody-goody, but has proved adept at stealing thrones. Evil royal usurper who acts on his own account...
Dori-witless ox
Dwalin-unmemorable insect
Fili-all well and good, but do we really need two chirpy young Dwarves with orange beards? It's like keeping Merry and Pippin, or Amrod and Amras...
Gloin-snobbish git, down on grocers. You'd get rid of him if it wasn't for his son, admit it...
Oin-only claim to fame is being eaten by a squid. We should let him get on and do that in the world outside.
You'll notice I didn't attack a few. The ones I like...
Out of that list,
++DWALIN seems most tedious to me, purely because of the Biffo the Bear factor.