Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
Legolas: the Uruks turned north east. They are taking the hobbits to- oh wait, that's a rabbit.
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Aragorn: Rohan. Home of the horse lords.
Legolas: er, Aragorn... that's a picture of the Bahamas.
Aragorn: oh, right... *drops the magazine and peers at the ground* aha! Rohan, home of the horse lords!
Legolas: if the Rohirrim dwell in a rabbit hole...
*Gimli catches up with them and holds out his hand*
Gimli: say, Aragorn... isn't this one of your contacts?
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age?
2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.
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