Ahem!
To inject a modicum of reason into all this insanity ...
It seems to me that the current familial connections are more than sufficient - unless we are to be a village of Lovecraftian description ...
Shouldn't we be saving all this banter for the game? Otherwise we will either have resolved all our differences or be implacably feuding before the game even starts. To make the most of the family theme, I think it best if these issues develop during the game.
And, if not, I propose that lmp open a separate thread for pre-game banter as the current cacophony is cluttering up this thread no end.
Edit: Great job on the chart, Hookbill. That's just what is needed. I didn't even know that I had two daughters before I saw it.