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arianrod · 10-24-2003, 05:47 PM

I saw these on another site:

"Okay Sam, one more game of 'Hungry Hungry Hippos' but then I REALLY need to get to the council meeting."

"They were fresh out of lawn gnomes, Mr. Frodo, but they had tons of this 'New Age Art' stuff."

"Frodo and Sam have finally completed their first Nazgul trap."

And now mine:
You see, Sam, according to the advanced skill of this Elvish astronomy-reading device, we should both already... be... dead... well that's discouraging.

Sam: What IS it, Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: It's a satelite dish. It receives and sends radio waves from an oribiting satillite in space that are sent into a Television set and displayed as picture and sound on a screen.
Sam: ...And what does THAT mean?
Frodo: It means Elrond's got over 20 cooking channels in his throne room, and we're gonna find a way to watch them all.

[ October 24, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ]

10-24-2003, 05:47 PM	#2414
arianrod Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners Posts: 215	I saw these on another site: "Okay Sam, one more game of 'Hungry Hungry Hippos' but then I REALLY need to get to the council meeting." "They were fresh out of lawn gnomes, Mr. Frodo, but they had tons of this 'New Age Art' stuff." "Frodo and Sam have finally completed their first Nazgul trap." And now mine: You see, Sam, according to the advanced skill of this Elvish astronomy-reading device, we should both already... be... dead... well that's discouraging. Sam: What IS it, Mr. Frodo? Frodo: It's a satelite dish. It receives and sends radio waves from an oribiting satillite in space that are sent into a Television set and displayed as picture and sound on a screen. Sam: ...And what does THAT mean? Frodo: It means Elrond's got over 20 cooking channels in his throne room, and we're gonna find a way to watch them all. [ October 24, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ] __________________ Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!