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I just read this one and it made me laugh...
"Been there, Done that, Got the T-shirt"
Then Bilbo Baggins "Please don't cook me kind sirs!I am a good cook myself, and I cook better than I cook, if you see what I mean."
And, of course, I have to put in a bit of Geoffrey Chaucer....
"And therefore let me beg of you, my lords
If you should think my story ill accords
With the original...
Or if the words I use are not the same
As you have heard,I beg you not to blame
My variations; in my general sense
You won't find much by way of difference
Between the little treatise as it's known
And this, a merry story of my own."

I can't think of anymore right off.....