Shameless advertising?
Think Wargs. You are being indoctrinated.
Anyway, I like Grant tartan. Its my middle name, and believe it or not, I am indeed related to your old President Grant. Interesting, eh?
So I should be President Barrowdowner as opposed to Cheeky Brit. Meh. I'll take charming, witty and dashing Scot Barrowdowner thank you very much!
*tumbleweed blows across the Downs as Eomer is left standing alone and asking "No?"*