[Diamond18]

Frodo: "Ha, now I've got you right where I want you...say hello to Sting!"
Gollum: "Uh...hello Sting..."
Frodo: "Now say, 'nice master'."
Gollum: "Nice master..."
Frodo: "Now say 'Nice Master Frodo is the greatest'."
Gollum: "Nice Master Frodo is the greatest..."
Frodo: "Now say 'I worship Nice Master Frodo'."
Gollum: "We worship Nice Master Frodo, yesss we do, precious."
Sam: "When you're done with your power trip, Frodo, I'd really like to get up, because there's a sharp jagged rock lodged between my vertibrae."
Frodo: "Now say, 'Nice Master Samwise has a rock in his verti—'...oh, right, sorry Sam..."
Gollum: "Nice Master Samwi—"
Sam: "Oh just shut up, Gollum."

[ December 23, 2002: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]