Éomer: *gasp* Did you hear that?
Wormtongue: What?
Éomer: I thought I heard something.
Wormtongue: Oh, I'm sure it was nothing.
Éomer: *whimper*
Yes, yes, I know, it wasn't funny, but doesn't it look like Éomer is saying that? Doesn't it?! *silence* Ooookay, I guess that's a no. . .
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.
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