Phact: 87% of Downers have the phantom's profile as their homepage. The other 13% haven't visited the forum since 12-31-1969.
Phact: the phantom never uncloaks, because he doesn't want half of North America to go blind.
Phact: the phantom puts the 'Zoom' in Mount Zoom.
Phact: The Merisuwyniel smilie (
) really hopes the phantom will notice her.
Phact: the phantom once visited the Caves of Aglarond and decided they needed more zazz. So he zazzed them.
Phact: Eowyn and Merry were just plain lucky in ending the witch king. Glorfindel's original prophecy was
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Originally Posted by Glorfy
Do not pursue him! He will not return to these lands. Far off yet is his doom, and only by the hand of the phantom shall he fall
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Phact: The reason Aragorn had an evil memory of his first visit to Moria was that he went on a dare from the phantom, who then kept jumping out from behind rocks yelling "BOOGABOOGA!" at him.
Phact: The wane of Gondor can be traced back to the exact moment that Atanatar he Glorious proclaimed "Gondor has no phantom. Gondor needs no phantom".
Phact: The only reason that Meneltarma survived the fall of Numenor was because the phantom was chillaxin' there.
Phact: the phantom followed the lights and lit a little candle of his own, but suffered no ill effects.
Phact: Everyone thinks that "Precious" is Gollum's pet name for the Ring. It isn't. Know why? Because it's Gollum's pet name for the phantom.
Phact: The Snowmen of Forochel are always a bit depressed, because they know they can never be quite as cool as the phantom.
Phact: Tilion chases Vasa because he thinks the phantom is driving it.
Phact: The reason that Luthien and Arwen were said to be so alike was...well, let's just say that Thingol and Elrond weren't the most attentive of husbands.