Ha ha guys...make fun of the 'prissy elf boy'. Be real. He may be pretty for a guy but he's not stupid. Here's what he would really carry, especially in the spirit of increasing LOTR popularity.
1. Pepper spray
2. Stun gun
3. Drastic times call for drastic measures, a handgun.
Without these, Legolas Greenleaf would surely die. I don't mean death by orcs either. Death by two legged, hormone driven leggyboppers.
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