Lots of good ones, but the one that springs to mind (because I've just been glancing over TTT):
Eomer: We shall see. So many strange things have chanced that to learn the praise of a fair lady under the loving strokes of a Dwarf's axe will seem no great wonder.
This of course being after Eomer thoughtlessly refers to Galadriel as a Sorceress and Gimli takes rather violent exception to it.
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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