Frodo: *thinks* ohhhhh, I'm insane.
Sam: *worries about Frodo*
Aragorn: *rubbing chin and thinks* My stubble is growing more. YES!
Boromir: *thinks* Aragorn is probably thinking about his stubble again.
Legolas: *thinks* I hope the wind isn't blowing my hair into tangles
Gimli: *thinks* Stupid elf, always prancing around...why did I agree to join this group?
Merry: Are we there yet?
Pippin: I have to go again.
Gandalf: What! You went just twenty...oh, Pippin, fine. We will stop. I don't want anymore accidents.
Pippin walks behind tree, and begins to relieve himself.
When suddenly, he looks up!
Pippin: What's that?
Everybody run! I think it's rabid fan girls!!
Aragorn: Oh no! They're probably coming for me!
Legolas: No, they are coming for me!
Gimli: Well, it's not me, is it? No, because no body want's the dwarf, do they? Why should I run?
Merry: No, it's probably us they want! We are so small and cute! Run!!
Fellowship proceeds to run away, arguing about who is the wanted person.
Eomer: Hey, what are those guys running from? We only wanted their autographs!