final part:
You might want to consider some anger management classes there dude.
You don't remember Moria at all?
Oh yes, that's that dwarf place near Lothlorien.
ARRGGGHHH!!!!
But you don't remember going through there?
Hello!
NO! *covers ears*
Nope, don't remember. Gandalf, did we go through Moria?
The End. And all due credit to the
Stupid Ring Parody, which is where I got this idea.