Legate, who had just stepped out of the elevator, was so surprised he spilled pancake batter all over himself. At least it gave the laundryboys something to do. Why he had pancake batter at all was a mystery, but doubtless it had something to do with the shape of one of the pancakes made from the salvaged batter:
Hookbill the Goomba, head of the "Every Day Is Pancake Day" club, promptly changed the manifesto of the club to:
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SkipSpence was not entirely impressed with the Witch King's idea for a pancake-dance-party while they were still trapped in the terrifying and soul destroying bowels of rainbow hell with the phantom of the opera and his tiny minions.
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As he carved it into the face of a nearby cliff, a Rune came to life and stole his chisel. And his banana. Rune took the banana and beat Hooky to death, and then carved this into his tombstone
The penguin known as Thinlomien witnessed the whole thing. Realizing she was sitting on a gold mine, she grabbed her newspaper, cut out words and mailed this blackmail note.
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Sam Gamgee becoming the Ring Lord had unexpected consequences, especially for the Witch-King and the Gay Pride movement
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Little did she realize she was sitting on a actual gold mine at the time and could have made her fortune without resorting to questionable and illegal methods.
Eonwe saw her drop the blackmail note, and in his report to the police he drew this incriminating portrait:
On this evidence, the police arrested Blind Guardian. They were forced to let her go after she revealed her airtight alibi of:
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Samwise steals the Nazgul's pride and makes them fight for a new cause
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