Sean: What IS that?
Elijah: Oh.....that?
Sean: Yeah.
Elijah: That's what happens when cows eat too much grass.
Sean: I see.....but there aren't any cows around here, Elijah...
Elijah: Well...um....yes.....*cough*....yes....that's..... .besides......the point, Sean....
Sean: That's disguesting........
(my friend posted the above)
*to the tune of Five Iron Frenzy's "Theses are not my Pants"*
Frodo: These are not, my arms. Who's arms are these anyways? Are they Merry's? Pippin's? Or Gollum's arms? No! NOOOOOO! These are not my arms! Argh! Are you listening, to what I SAAAAAYYY?
Sam: Now I KNOW you're possessed...
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Frodo: Go back, Sam! I'm going to Mordor alone.
Sam: Of course you are, and I'm comming with you!
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