Ooh, I was late reading the paper today because I've been trying to keep up with what's been happening up my road because someone got shot last night! And I heard it all and thought it was fireworks!
So I've been being like a real life DCI Lalwende...
It's that bit about davem being 'roped in to it by strange forces' that rings most true. He often blames things on this, such as not doing his ironing etc.
I'll leave it there before he sees this and gets sarcastic on me...