Sharku: "Aww, heck. Let's let them talk about whatever they want!"
Mary Sues: My character is now divorced from Legolas and has faced defeat at the hands of an Orc. Oh well. I'm going to go be a housewife!
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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