*Sam grabs an eav out of his pocket and drops it*
Gandalf: Well stop. It's annoying. Besides you and Frodo have to go on a long journey which youre probably going to die on.
Ssam&Frodo: No way!!
Gandalf: Well, what if I give you this super cool chain for your Ring? *takes out chain*
Sam&Frodo: Okay! *Frodo grabs the chain and puts the Ring on it around his neck. Pippin and Merry walk in*
Pippin: Hello *hic* whats uuuuup maaaan?
Merry: Heeeey *hickup* its Gandy! Hey man! I never knew you had a pet Snuffleuppagus! (sp?) *Goes over and pets Frodo on the head* Hey Snuffy! Hows Big Bird?
*Gandalf sighs and makes the other two hobbits sober again.*
Gandalf: Okay, just for that you two are coming also.
Pippin: Right! Where are we going?
Sam: I dunno. We're supposed to go on a really long journey.
Pip&Mer: Okay.
Sam: And we might die.
P&M: Okay.
Sam: Really horrible deaths
P&M: Okay.
Sam: I mean REALLY, REALLY, REALLY horrible deaths.
P&M: Okay.
Sam: I mean REALLY, REALLY, REAL-
Frodo: Enough of that. Be quiet and start packing.
Gandalf: I must go to see the head of my order. He is both wise and powerful.
Frodo: Yeah okay whatever. Bye now.
Gandalf: HMPH! *Stomps out door*
Pretty lame, but ah me! I cant do better!
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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