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The Elf-warrior · 09-05-2008, 10:18 PM

Rule #54675 (1) All Mary-Sues or Gary-Stus must be counteracted by another Mary-Sue or Gary-Stu with equal or greater powers on the other side.

(2) Anyone caught violating this rule shall be slapped with a wet noodle and have their Fanfiction.net account revoked for seven months or until another Tom Clancy, John Grisham, or Stephen King book comes out.

(A) Any non-fiction books by said authors do not count unless Metallica, Megadeath, Slayer, or Paris Hilton release another album within forty two days of the release of said non fiction work.

Rule #86457638 (1) The playing of teen or tween idols in battle is strictly prohibited. Teen idols include but are not limited to the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus/ Hannah Montana, Hilary Duff, N'Sync, Britney Spears, The Backstreet Boys, Jesse McCartney, Justin Timberlake (anyone caught playing the song Sexyback shall be executed by means of a pogo stick,) anyone connected with High School Musical or Camp Rock including but not limited to Ashley Teasdale, Corbin Bleu, Vanessa Williams and Demi Lovato.

(A) This statute shall not be construed to prohbit the playing of any bona fide emo artist or album.

(B) The playing of metal or cover versions of metal songs in a non metal style are not prohibited under this statute.

(i) For the purposes of this statue, nu metal and hardcore are metal.

(2) Anyone caught violating this statue will have all their magazines confiscated and replaced with an equivalent number of Donald Duck comic books.

Rule #53875692468

(1) Killing ambassadors is permitted if said ambassador shows a willful disregard for the rules of dental hygene.

Rule #57358953

(1) Due to rampant overuse, playing anything by Evanescence or Linkin Park is strictly prohibited under pain of confiscation of one's musical CD collection.

(A) For the purposes of this statue Metalcore, Screamo, Death Metal, Black metal, Grindcore, Hardcore, Rap, and any fusion of said genres are not music.

(i) For the purposes of this statute, folk metal, thrash metal, and symphonic metal are music and any combination of said genres with other musical genres is music.

(a) For the purposes of this statute, the album by Metallica entitled St. Anger is not music.

(B) For the purposes of this statute, anything by William Shatner is not music.

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The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Rule #54675 (1) All Mary-Sues or Gary-Stus must be counteracted by another Mary-Sue or Gary-Stu with equal or greater powers on the other side. (2) Anyone caught violating this rule shall be slapped with a wet noodle and have their Fanfiction.net account revoked for seven months or until another Tom Clancy, John Grisham, or Stephen King book comes out. (A) Any non-fiction books by said authors do not count unless Metallica, Megadeath, Slayer, or Paris Hilton release another album within forty two days of the release of said non fiction work. Rule #86457638 (1) The playing of teen or tween idols in battle is strictly prohibited. Teen idols include but are not limited to the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus/ Hannah Montana, Hilary Duff, N'Sync, Britney Spears, The Backstreet Boys, Jesse McCartney, Justin Timberlake (anyone caught playing the song Sexyback shall be executed by means of a pogo stick,) anyone connected with High School Musical or Camp Rock including but not limited to Ashley Teasdale, Corbin Bleu, Vanessa Williams and Demi Lovato. (A) This statute shall not be construed to prohbit the playing of any bona fide emo artist or album. (B) The playing of metal or cover versions of metal songs in a non metal style are not prohibited under this statute. (i) For the purposes of this statue, nu metal and hardcore are metal. (2) Anyone caught violating this statue will have all their magazines confiscated and replaced with an equivalent number of Donald Duck comic books. Rule #53875692468 (1) Killing ambassadors is permitted if said ambassador shows a willful disregard for the rules of dental hygene. Rule #57358953 (1) Due to rampant overuse, playing anything by Evanescence or Linkin Park is strictly prohibited under pain of confiscation of one's musical CD collection. (A) For the purposes of this statue Metalcore, Screamo, Death Metal, Black metal, Grindcore, Hardcore, Rap, and any fusion of said genres are not music. (i) For the purposes of this statute, folk metal, thrash metal, and symphonic metal are music and any combination of said genres with other musical genres is music. (a) For the purposes of this statute, the album by Metallica entitled St. Anger is not music. (B) For the purposes of this statute, anything by William Shatner is not music. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.