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Old 02-20-2009, 10:15 PM   #15
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According to Article 18, subsection 6, paragraph 18, footnote 17 of The BBRB Agreement;

All words in a meeting of Ents considering waging battles must be uttered at exactly 14.6 words per hour. If the Ents decide to seige a tower, the rate of words uttered must be multiplied by 6 and divided by 5, then added to the square root of one fifth of eleventy-hundred to the sixth power of 96%. No graphing calculators are to be used unless a hobbit is present at the meeting. If two hobbits are at the meeting, multply the anwser by three. IF THE WIZARD AT SAID TOWER HAPPENS TO BE NAMED SAURUMAN, ALL HOBBITS PRESENT MUST ALSO CONSUME ENT DRAUGHT UNTIL THEY INCREASE IN HEIGHT.*

*Added by P. Took and M. Brandybuck.
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