Q: Why did Morgoth go bad?
A: Because Eru gave Manwe a super cool GI Joe action figure, and all Morgoth got was a sissy pink bunny rabbit. And to prove his manliness he went into rebellion.
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Q: How do you get an Oliphaunt into a Hobbit Hole?
A: You cross breed it with a chinchilla which makes a miniature oliphaunt-chinchilla hybrid and a very cute pet.
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Q: Why did Sauron take the form of an Eye?
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Fenris Penguin
Last edited by Boromir88; 07-28-2006 at 12:47 PM.
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