If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would....
I'd pull out my trusty light-saber and have a whole lot of fun.
I'd pull out my six-shooter and shoot six of 'em before I died.
I'd pull out my Gandalf-the-Grey-Uncloaked cardboard cut-out and scare them all away.
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I'm on a Mission from God.
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